Not EVERY Nook and Crrrrranny, John!!!
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
jkimisyellow:

soundlyawake:

Seriously watched this like 100 times.

he’s so sciencing right now.

jkimisyellow:

soundlyawake:

Seriously watched this like 100 times.

he’s so sciencing right now.

Guys, Ten couldn’t carry the Olympic torch.

literatigeek:

If he did, Donna would see it on television, recognize him and thus her mind would burn up.

Eleven has realized this and thus he’s now carrying it to save her life.

He’s got it under control.

Oh my goodness everything is ok. You have made everything in my life ok. Thank you so much

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

mynameisgrey:

captainrogersgirl:

abitnotgoodyeah:

innerdialogue:

The Doctor as he appears in Marvel comics.

DOCTOR

WHO

10TH

wHAT

SINCE WHEN WAS-

…WHAT. 

iheartniel:

captain-4merica:

He is the sweetest person ever

#i can imagine the directors being like#’tom stop doing that you’re getting your costume dirty’#and he’d be all like#’i do not know of this tom you speak of’#’i only respond to loki’#’also i’m dead’

iheartniel:

captain-4merica:

He is the sweetest person ever

#i can imagine the directors being like#’tom stop doing that you’re getting your costume dirty’#and he’d be all like#’i do not know of this tom you speak of’#’i only respond to loki’#’also i’m dead’

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